Friday, October 5, 2007
Dude, I Was Kidding!
Sort of. According to the New York Times, it turns out my complete body makeover fantasy can be realized: Is the "Mom Job" Really Necessary? I'm off to see if I can add lobotomy and hysterectomy to my options package if I get the deadbaby upgrade. Oh, and before you go snot at (or high five) Stroller Derby (and believe me, I was headed over there to tell her to stick her four (4!) live children somewhere ugly), I think the NYT was just fishing for critics and probably could've done better. Stroller Derby confesses that she'd actually like a full-body makeover too, but laments that it's become "pervasive" and that many women in the article seem to be doing this for hubby, and not for themselves. And despite my unfortunate situation, I have to agree with all of that. Off to book a plane ticket . . .